Idiot Manual For the Mind
1. Fire burns.
2. Water runs downhill.....all the time.
3. If the warning label has a skull and crossbones don't drink it.
4. Don't get drunk and then go rock climbing.
5. Don't touch high voltage power lines.
6. Don't fight the police.
7. Sniffing gasoline will give you brain damage.
8. Sugar and caffine will make your children hyperactive.
9. Don't eat anything unless know what it is.
10. Don't eat anything that you know will kill you unless you want to DIE!
11. Don't go to sleep on the railrod tracks.
12. Food is good, it keeps you fom dying.