1. If you love somebody you should punch them in the face.

2. Don't think about it and it will go away.

3. God loves everyone except for homosexuals, Jews, Pagans, communist, anarchist, unwed mothers, their bastard children, the poor, the rich, homeless, hippies, cops, robbers, drug addicts, people who don't believe in the Bible, and those who are just generaly different.

4. God loves hypocrites.

5. Life is about being happy.

6. Life sucks.

7. Ignorance is bliss.

8. War is just another way of culling the herd.

9. We cannot destroy the planet.

10. Violence is just a part of human nature.